Jonathan Pie Gives The Lowdown On The Queen's Speech

"It's a bit like an elaborate ventriloquism act whereby the Queen just opens and closes her mouth and all this Tory sh*t falls out."

Comedy news reporter Jonathan Pie couldn't resist having a pop at the Queen's Speech in his latest "on-air" outburst this week, dissecting every aspect of what was announced in Her Majesty's state opening of parliament (all while educating the cameraman in pop culture references).

"The deficit continues to grow," he says, "homelessness continues to grow, food bank usage continues to grow, child poverty continues to grow, let's build a space port!

"It's like fucking Dickens meets the fucking Jetsons!"