Question: Is there a “best” place to snort cocaine?
Answer: It’s probably not outside a police station.
Lewisham Police tweeted this picture of a man alleged to have attempted to take the Class A drug… outside what it claims is “the largest police station in the country.”
Featuring an image of a man in handcuffs, the force wrote: “A little tip… If you want to snort cocaine after a night out, try not to do it right outside the largest police station in the country.”
It added: “This male was detained by night duty C team officers and is now seen the inside of the station.”
There’s a valuable lesson in here for all of us.