04/08/2016 10:59 BST

Rio Olympics Day One Events List

All the events from this year's biggest sporting event.

The RioOlympics are just around the corner, and as Donald Trump keeps a very close eye on the Mexican pole vaulting team, the rest of the world is watching to see if the city is even ready to host the Games.

The organisers have decided to take a more realistic approach to the early days of the sporting event, and have amended the running order accordingly.

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