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Tesco’s Mulled Wine Toilet Roll Has Upset The Christmas Spirit

'Who wouldn't want their bum to smell like mulled wine?'
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Parents editor at HuffPost UK

You can now get into the festive spirit while on the loo, with Tesco’s mulled wine scented toilet roll.

The “luxury soft toilet tissue paper”, which has a “mulled spice fragrance core”, is available to purchase from the supermarket for £2 and even comes with a delightful festive print.

Sadly, people are a bit confused (and some are even angry) about why we would ever need such a niche item in our lives.

Most questioned its existence...

Me an my mom saw mulled wine scented toilet roll in tesco yesterday... WHY?????

— Grace Cunningham (@_GraceC) October 23, 2016

Tesco has mulled wine Christmas scented toilet paper Why? Who thinks of these things? Just what I always wanted loo roll + a side of thrush

— Robin Son (@geekuneek) November 4, 2016

Tesco have started selling Christmas scented toilet roll. Yes, because who wouldn't want their bum to smell like mulled wine?

— Katie Page (@kitkatthemidget) October 25, 2016

Mulled wine scented loo roll .... for what ?

— Maximus (@OnlyAnkh) November 7, 2016

Others were just quite perturbed by the idea...

@Tesco mulled wine loo roll. In October. Or any time, tbh. And quilted. QUILTED. What fresh hell is this? Stop it now, i say. #Christmas pic.twitter.com/eNNQD78gAG

— Ruth Hayes (Meech) (@ruthiemeech) October 20, 2016

But out favourite comment has to be from the user who compared the product to wiping your backside “with last night’s hangover”.

do not recommend @Tesco mulled wine scented toilet paper, feels like wiping your ass with last nights hangover :(

— bel (@belwoolfe) November 5, 2016

For that reason Tesco, we’re out.

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