13 Relatable Things Our Credit Cards Would Tell Us If They Could Speak

Anyone who owns a credit card will know just how terrifying it is to hold all of that power in your hands.

Holidays, clothes, shoes, gadgets: all of this could be yours at the push of a few buttons and, unfortunately, this means all that separates you from debt is your self-control. *Shudders at the thought*

Now, in what is probably the most relatable hashtag on the internet, people are tweeting what their credit cards would say if they could speak.

Prepare to laugh (and then cry). A lot.

There are the credit cards that would dish out some hard truths.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I should be buying beer and not Champagne pic.twitter.com/yl9jO5jVaz
— Billie Hall (@Billie_Jean00) September 29, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe you eat way too much and should stop.
— Paul Ferrante (@heyyPJ) October 4, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe girl, what's the point in that gym membership anyways? you've gone twice in 4 months
— aud stefan (@audstefan) October 3, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe “Bitch! You knew that shit wasn’t gone go through when you swiped it” pic.twitter.com/VABg4kQJgU
— Jordan C. Joseph (@jordancjoseph) October 4, 2017

There are the credit cards that would be sensible.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe destroy me in half or pay the consequences. pic.twitter.com/B7X0f7T331
— Joe DeMarco (@BlindSavior) September 30, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe stop shopping at @WholeFoods
— ConnorFrol (@c_frol) October 3, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I need a mental health day
— cassidy (@crwest97) October 4, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I shouldn't have a credit card.
— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) September 29, 2017

There are the credit cards that know no limits.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I need more shoes!! pic.twitter.com/2477gsm8kJ
— AlohaTags (@AlohaTags) September 29, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe yes, you do need a gold embossed tooth brush.
— Kady Hillman (@ladycontractor1) October 3, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe to take it...to the limit...one more time.
— MollyPop (@TheGhostOfMolly) September 29, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe to do bad things at 4 am when I've had wine.
— Deepork Chopra (@DeeporkChopra) September 29, 2017

And there are the credit cards that are just plain evil.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe nothing.
It just laughs and laughs and laughs...
— ✨nAmyste⚾️🐼🦉💞🔥 (@AAskelson) September 29, 2017

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There are the credit cards that would dish out some hard truths.

There are the credit cards that would be sensible.

There are the credit cards that know no limits.

And there are the credit cards that are just plain evil.

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