13 Relatable Things Our Credit Cards Would Tell Us If They Could Speak

Anyone who owns a credit card will know just how terrifying it is to hold all of that power in your hands.

Holidays, clothes, shoes, gadgets: all of this could be yours at the push of a few buttons and, unfortunately, this means all that separates you from debt is your self-control. *Shudders at the thought*

Now, in what is probably the most relatable hashtag on the internet, people are tweeting what their credit cards would say if they could speak.

Prepare to laugh (and then cry). A lot.

There are the credit cards that would dish out some hard truths.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I should be buying beer and not Champagne pic.twitter.com/yl9jO5jVaz
— Billie Hall (@Billie_Jean00) September 29, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe you eat way too much and should stop.
— Paul Ferrante (@heyyPJ) October 4, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe girl, what's the point in that gym membership anyways? you've gone twice in 4 months
— aud stefan (@audstefan) October 3, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe “Bitch! You knew that shit wasn’t gone go through when you swiped it” pic.twitter.com/VABg4kQJgU
— Jordan C. Joseph (@jordancjoseph) October 4, 2017

There are the credit cards that would be sensible.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe destroy me in half or pay the consequences. pic.twitter.com/B7X0f7T331
— Joe DeMarco (@BlindSavior) September 30, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe stop shopping at @WholeFoods
— ConnorFrol (@c_frol) October 3, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I need a mental health day
— cassidy (@crwest97) October 4, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I shouldn't have a credit card.
— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) September 29, 2017

There are the credit cards that know no limits.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe I need more shoes!! pic.twitter.com/2477gsm8kJ
— AlohaTags (@AlohaTags) September 29, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe yes, you do need a gold embossed tooth brush.
— Kady Hillman (@ladycontractor1) October 3, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe to take it...to the limit...one more time.
— MollyPop (@TheGhostOfMolly) September 29, 2017

#MyCreditCardTellsMe to do bad things at 4 am when I've had wine.
— Deepork Chopra (@DeeporkChopra) September 29, 2017

And there are the credit cards that are just plain evil.

#MyCreditCardTellsMe nothing.
It just laughs and laughs and laughs...
— ✨nAmyste⚾️🐼🦉💞🔥 (@AAskelson) September 29, 2017

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