Following on from this post I thought I would share with you the alternative milestone cards I wish I had made. At least the baby might actually have a chance of hitting these ones.
Milestone Cards
, if you haven't seen them, are given to baby to hold when they learn to sit, stand and get a tooth, before taking a proud photo for the album. They actually make a lovely gift for an expectant parent, however it would have to be one more organised and observant than myself.
1) Today I did a poo so explosive it required a full outfit change
Usually achieved within days of birth. The baby achieved this milestone during a visit to the zoo at a week or so old. He happened to be feeding at the time, covering me too. Result!
2) Today I was sick in my mum or dad's mouth
One moment they are completely stationary, the next they can roll two feet in the time it takes you to get your trousers on. Usually happens unfeasibly early on.
4) Today I pooed in the bath
If you're lucky, you won't be in there when it happens.
5) Today I ate something really disgusting
Weaning on jaffa cakes is fine for second children, right?
10) Today I said my first swear word
Let's face it, it'll happen.
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