Please take a seat
Job interview - I am in you
So you're applying for the role of PR Executive?
What qualifications do you have?
This is a picture of a cat in an Iron Man costume?
I win at cat pictures
How is this relevant?
If you only look at one picture of a cat in an Iron Man costume today, make it this one. You're welcome
But I don't like cats
Wow. Just wow
LOL ROFL PMSL
OK, moving on... what would you say are your key strengths?
USING CAPITAL LETTERS TO INDICATE I AM MAKING AN INDISPUTABLE POINT
Does that work?
AT MAKING ME LOOK A KNOB-END, YES
And your weaknesses?
#hashtags #somanyhashtags #killmenow
Is that really your greatest weakness?
Yes* It is**
(*No **It isn't)
Would you describe yourself as a team player?
Do you have any relevant experience?
So this happened > I was on a bus
You were on a bus?
Can I see your references please?
"Let's check up on this person's references" - no-one ever
So you don't have any references?
Actually, it says on your CV that you were dismissed from your previous position because you could only converse in tiresome Twitter clichés?
And from the two roles previous to that?
OK. I think this has probably gone on long enough...
That thing when you screw up a job interview
Thank you for your time
We'll be in touch
You can shove your stupid job!