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29/10/2013 18:03 GMT | Updated 29/12/2013 05:12 GMT

You Know You've Been Spending Too Long on Twitter When...

Please take a seat

Job interview - I am in you

So you're applying for the role of PR Executive?

<-- That

What qualifications do you have?

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This is a picture of a cat in an Iron Man costume?

I win at cat pictures

How is this relevant?

Because winning

I'm sorry?

If you only look at one picture of a cat in an Iron Man costume today, make it this one. You're welcome

But I don't like cats

Wow. Just wow

What?

LOL ROFL PMSL

OK, moving on... what would you say are your key strengths?

USING CAPITAL LETTERS TO INDICATE I AM MAKING AN INDISPUTABLE POINT

Does that work?

AT MAKING ME LOOK A KNOB-END, YES

And your weaknesses?

#hashtags #somanyhashtags #killmenow

Is that really your greatest weakness?

Yes* It is**

(*No **It isn't)

Would you describe yourself as a team player?

Breaking: No

Do you have any relevant experience?

So this happened > I was on a bus

You were on a bus?

YOLO

Can I see your references please?

"Let's check up on this person's references" - no-one ever

So you don't have any references?

*face palm*

Actually, it says on your CV that you were dismissed from your previous position because you could only converse in tiresome Twitter clichés?

*head desk*

And from the two roles previous to that?

#epicfail

OK. I think this has probably gone on long enough...

That thing when you screw up a job interview

Thank you for your time

Meh

We'll be in touch

You can shove your stupid job!

I'm sorry?

#justsayin