Nick Clegg Launches Social Mobility Scooter (PHOTO)

The Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted: Updated: 22/05/2012 12:01

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg was out on the streets of Britain today launching the government's new range of Social Mobility scooters.

The scooters are designed to take people from less privileged backgrounds to universities and workplaces that would previously have been out of reach.

Each scooter has 17 indicators and carries a choice of two SatNavs: one giving directions to Oxford and Cambridge, or one giving the best route to the BBC and Houses Of Parliament.

Early trials show that it takes on average approximately 25 years - also known as 'a generation' - to get anywhere on them.

Clegg attacked those who say that, given his own background, he shouldn't be using the scooters. "I couldn't disagree more," he said. "If privileged people don't ride these things, we will never get anywhere. Now - thanks to the scooters - everyone can get everywhere!"


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Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg was out on the streets of Britain today launching the government's new range of Social Mobility scooters. The scooters are designed to take people from less privile...
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg was out on the streets of Britain today launching the government's new range of Social Mobility scooters. The scooters are designed to take people from less privile...
 
 
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02:55 PM on 05/23/2012
He needs to stay in it and vist the white cliffs of Dover
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I came, I saw...I had a cup of tea!
11:01 AM on 05/23/2012
Two things here:

a) He's taking his impression of 'Clegg' from Last Of The Summer Wine too far.

&

b) Proof that Lib Dems are really in it just for the ride!
04:57 PM on 05/22/2012
Where have all of Nick's fans' gone,? the've buggered off, each and everyone.
when will ever learn, when will he ever learn?


Compliments' of B Dylan
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01:47 PM on 05/22/2012
Unfortunatly Dave Cameron had to ditch his planned tie in launch of his "Dave Cameron Social Mobility Stair Lift" when it was discovered it only ever went downwards.