1. The weather has turned to s***.
2. Everyone's in a bad mood on Twitter.
3. The best song ever failed to make it to number one.
4. There's been a surge in jellyfish numbers.
5. No-one has noticed that Nick Clegg is running the country this week.
Nick Clegg | Politics | The Guardian
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