10 Top Tips For Using A Penis Beaker 09/10/2013 17:19 | Updated 16 October 2013 466 The Huffington Post UK It's the hot Twitter topic of the day - thanks to this thread on Mumsnet. So here's our handy guide to using a penis beaker: 1 Find a penis beaker that suits the size and shape of your penis 2 If your penis is the size of a pipette, for example, a small thin one like this might be suitable 3 Always wear a hard hat and safety goggles when using a penis beaker 4 Using a penis beaker can be a wonderful thing to share with your partner after love-making 5 They can even be used after threesomes! 6 If the contents of your penis beaker are pink, you're expecting a girl 7 If they're blue, you're expecting a boy 8 If they're this colour, you've been drinking too much Sauvignon Blanc 9 If they're this colour, see your doctor as soon as possible 10 But be warned: If you use a penis beaker, people might just think you're a bit of a cock SEE ALSO: 14 Other Hilarious Mumsnet Threads Penis Beaker Mumsnet Thread Is Making Us Feel Sick Also on HuffPost: Politicians' Orgasm Faces Politicians' Orgasm Faces 1 of 17 David Cameron Share this slide: More: Twitter Sex Men Pics & Giggles Twitter Funnies Suggested For You by Gravity FOLLOW UK COMEDY facebook twitter Suggest a correction GET THE NEWSLETTER Enter your email address to get top stories and blog posts emailed to you each day. CONVERSATIONS FOLLOW HUFFPOST HuffPost UK UK Comedy HuffPost UK UK Comedy HuffingtonPostUK Available on the App Store Android App on Google Play Get it at Blackberry App World HUFFPOST NEWSLETTERS Enter your email address to get top stories and blog posts emailed to you each day. Get top stories and blog posts emailed to me each day. Newsletters may offer personalized content or advertisements. Learn More.