UPDATE: The Smoking Gun reveals McCarthy is the ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of The Road and No Country For Old Men.

Are vaginas getting roomier? Or are guns getting smaller?

Because today brings news of yet another weapon being reportedly concealed in a lady’s private parts.

In this case, one Jennifer McCarthy is accused of pulling a gun – out of you know where – and holding it to her partner’s head, following a row over (what else?) space aliens.

The 48-year-old was arrested on Saturday and charged with aggravated assault on a household member.

The Albuquerque Journal has a full account of the incident, but in the meantime, lets refresh our memories with some other cases.

As well as (sometimes loaded) weapons, these handy vaginas have also been used to conceal drugs and other contraband.

Last month Ericka Marie Danna was caught trying to smuggle a marijuana pipe into jail – via her vagina – after being arrested in Oklahoma City

Earlier that same month we brought you the news that Jeana Marie Smart was charged with felony drug possession after police responding to a car crash discovered she had a broken (ouch) meth pipe hidden in her vagina.

And who could forget Christie Dawn Harris’s somewhat astonishing feat of concealing a loaded .22-caliber revolver in hers, as well as a bag of crystal meth between her buttocks.

Have the results of cavity searches always been this diverse?

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  • Markedly Bad Disguise

    What these two Tennessee <a href="http://www.tennesseecriminallawyerblog.com/2009/11/men_use_permanent_marker_to_create_burglary_disguise.html" target="_hplink">would-be robbers</a> taught us by trying to "disguise" themselves by covering their face in black magic marker is that there is never, ever a good reason to apply black anything to a white face.

  • See Below

    <a href="http://www.irishcentral.com/news/news_from_ireland/Woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaults-ex-girlfriend-after-waving-at-man-dressed-as-Snickers-bar-97262439.html" target="_hplink">This headline. That's all</a>.

  • Amish Buggy Chase

    In a scene that sounds like more like a Monty Python sketch than an actual news item, an Amish teen led a <a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/07/21/amish-teen-leads-police-on-horse-and-buggy-chase/" target="_hplink">low-speed police chase on his horse and buggy</a>.

  • Police Help

    Bad news: A Florida man was pulled over and arrested after the police searched his car and found marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Good news: In the process, the police found a bong that the man had been looking <i>everywhere</i> for -- <a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/10/20/arrested-man-thanks-police-for-finding-long-lost-bong/" target="_hplink">and thanked the cops for their help.</a>

  • Double Vision

    If you're anything like a woman in Sweden arrested for drunk driving, you may think you can get out of the case by <a href="http://www.thelocal.se/15320/20081030/" target="_hplink">covering up one eye to avoid double vision</a>, as she claimed in court. Unfortunately, it won't work (neither the method nor the excuse).

  • Take Your Child To Jail Day

    There's a reason that billboards don't say, "Drink. Drive. Go To Jail. Next time, get <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/buy-dad-brain" target="_hplink">your 10-year-old son to drive instead</a>." But one Tennessee man found out the hard way that it might not be a great idea after the car crashed (everyone is fine).

  • Ballsy Check

    You gotta hand it to a Dallas man who tried to cash a f<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html" target="_hplink">ake check for $360 billion</a>. Why not?

  • Drug Deal Cold Calls

    When a 14-year-old Tampa Bay boy dialed the wrong number, he quickly apologized, then offered to sell the person on the other end of the line some drugs. Unfortunately for him, <a href="http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=56634" target="_hplink">that other person was a cop</a>. As Maeby Bluth might say, "That was a freebie."

  • Now That's Commitment To Porn

    A Colorado man went to a video store and claimed that as a part of the <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/phony-porn-inspector-popped" target="_hplink">"age verification unit" of the local police department</a>, it was his duty to confiscate DVDs of pornography to ensure that all the actresses (and actors, presumably) were over 18. As foolproof as this plan was, he was arrested by the cops deployed from the Creepster Verification Unit. Apparently he had never even heard of the Internet.

  • But It Was Too Late

    Since when was it a crime to try to resuscitate a long-dead armadillo on the road? Who knows, but a <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8591303.stm" target="_hplink">drunk Pittsburgh man who tried</a> was arrested anyway.

  • Worst Vacation Plans Ever

    Here's a great way to get arrested: 1. Commit bank fraud; receive over $200,000 in credit. 2. Flee the country. 3. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8306032.stm" target="_hplink">Brag about your new lifestyle on Facebook.</a> 5. Accept friend request from DOJ official. 6. If you've made it this far, you don't need our help.