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Government Realises Hardly Anyone Wants To Tear Apart Small Animals

14/07/2015 16:05 BST | Updated 14/07/2015 16:59 BST
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A fox makes its way past 10 Downing Street, London, as one of the most closely-contested general elections for decades formally gets under way today, with David Cameron accusing Labour of planning a £3,000 tax hike for every working family.

The government has postponed a vote on letting people tear apart small animals for sport.

Only a tiny minority of incredibly angry people supported the bloody pastime.

But this did not deter the tiny minority.

Scottish people also pointed out that nobody really liked the idea of murdering small animals for fun.

Some people did suggest an alternative.

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