17/10/2011 12:12 BST | Updated 17/12/2011 05:12 GMT

Siri Says: Top Ten Best Things Apple IPhone 4S Says

So Siri doesn't understand regional accents, won't find you anything location-based outside the US, and doesn't know anyone's knock knock jokes. Yet there's still plenty of fun and dumb stuff you can make Apple iPhone 4S' personal assistant say.

We tried speaking to Siri in a range of accents, and yielded some clues on how to dispose of bodies, get the most out of life and share some love.

Have you got your iPhone 4S yet? Rate your favourite one of these comments or add your own favourite Siri conversation in comments below.