Comedy

Revealed! How To Silence Hundreds Of Geese (VIDEO)

Ever wandered through the park and wondered how you could get a bunch of geese to stop making that rather unsettling honking noise? Wonder no more!

After much painstaking research into the topic, we've discovered - via YouTube - that you simply bellow, "Quiet!" at them. And that seems to do the trick.

Unfortunately, it seems the effect only works for a couple of seconds, and then they all kick off again. So to silence geese over a prolonged period, you'd probably have to keep shouting out six or seven times a minute throughout the entire day.

Having weighed it all up, it's probably not worth the bother, is it?

Still, while you're here, we wonder if we can interest you in a lovingly-put-together slideshow gallery of cute geese? Do take a browse...