So, the end is nigh. Of the Olympics, that is. Not of the world - unless there's something NASA isn't telling us about that Mars invasion. Sorry: landing.
Yes, this was the week of Usain Bolt's feat/feet, Jessica Ennis's golden postbox, a ridiculous amount of national pride, and no small amount of planetary exploration. And following last week's Olympics Special, we're kicking off this week's collection of Twitter funnies with, yes, some London 2012 tweets. And a few about Mars. But thereafter, you'll no doubt be reassured to know that it returns to its usual content: namely, just some of the smile-raising/giggle-inducing/loloutloud-causing random one-liners that Twitter provided us with this week. Enjoy!