09/05/2013 10:11 BST | Updated 09/05/2013 10:23 BST

The Wit And Wisdom Of Sir Alex Ferguson: 28 Funny Quotes

The Manchester United legend is retiring at the age of 71 - and during his years as manager he entertained us not only with his team's performance, but also his way with words.

From rants to put-downs, expressions of delight to occasional bafflement ("Football. Bloody hell"), we've rounded up some of Fergie's finest, funniest lines below.

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