"Somedays I just can't get my dog Drake out of bed," writes Ben Lucier. "It normally involves going upstairs and dragging him out of bed to take him to doggy daycare so I can go to work."
But recently, says Lucier, he's found "a sure-fire plan that works every time".
Click play above to enjoy the results. We wonder if they could add 'harp' to that soundboard..?