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17/10/2013 13:35 BST | Updated 17/10/2013 14:00 BST

George Osborne's Trade Agreements With China: The Details

PA

As the Chancellor's trip to China comes to an end, full details of the deals he struck with the Chinese government can now be revealed:

China gets:


To run our nuclear power plants


To run our free schools


Fracking rights


Boris Johnson


Royal Mail shares


All our badgers


10,000 copies of Morrissey’s autobiography


Katie Hopkins


The UK gets:


All-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for life


10,000 boxes of Lucky Cats to sell on the next series of 'The Apprentice'


The rights to produce the opera 'Osborne In China'


A new panda to replace Tian Tian

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