17/10/2013 17:35 BST | Updated 17/10/2013 18:00 BST

George Osborne's Trade Agreements With China: The Details


As the Chancellor's trip to China comes to an end, full details of the deals he struck with the Chinese government can now be revealed:

China gets:

To run our nuclear power plants

To run our free schools

Fracking rights

Boris Johnson

Royal Mail shares

All our badgers

10,000 copies of Morrissey’s autobiography

Katie Hopkins

The UK gets:

All-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for life

10,000 boxes of Lucky Cats to sell on the next series of 'The Apprentice'

The rights to produce the opera 'Osborne In China'

A new panda to replace Tian Tian

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