14/11/2013 10:35 GMT | Updated 14/11/2013 10:47 GMT

Doctor Who A Terrorist In Syria, According To Sky News Ticker

Sky News may have broken a few stories in its time but none quite as shocking as this.

Doctor Who is a fanatical terrorist leading a group in Syria.

The stupefying revelation will come as a huge surprise to many who assumed he was in training for the much-anticipated 50th anniversary episode...

(h/t @MrRandonSilly)