At least it makes a change from the sickly tone of its rivals' efforts.
Posh department store Harvey Nichols has unveiled its new Christmas advert, with the theme of 'sorry, I spent it on myself'.
Rather than urging customers to treat their loved ones to presents, the campaign suggests they treat themselves instead.
Dismayed relatives are shown unwrapping parcels containing paperclips and elastic bands.
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