03/01/2014 05:15 GMT | Updated 23/01/2014 10:52 GMT

The Different Types Of Female Dancers In Clubs (VIDEO)

Specifically: clubs in Singapore. But we think these moves are fairly universal.

And before you go thinking that Celeste Chen's video is mocking, we can only say: we wish we could dance this well. Personally, our style is more reminiscent of Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama, here:

(Via Laughing Squid)