03/01/2014 09:38 GMT | Updated 04/03/2015 03:59 GMT

Ukip Councillor Samuel Fletcher Facebook Thread Covers Immigration, Gays, Mushrooms And Affairs

We know it's still early days but brace yourself for the most insane thing you've read in 2014.

This is Samuel Fletcher.

He's a Ukip councillor in the Bracken Bank and Ingrow Ward in Keighley.

Samuel would like to give you a little insight into his mind...

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(h-t @MissLWade and #thingselliottsays.