Is this not the breast vegetable you’ve ever seen? (Sigh.)
The buxom-looking spud was revealed at Farndon Fields farm shop in Market Harborough on Wednesday.
Aptly, it was discovered by farmer Kevin Stokes, an ambassador representing the Potato Council, in the east of England.
Marketing manager Nicola Stokes told HuffPost UK: “Kevin brought it in and he was laughing.
“He said, ‘look what I found! I couldn’t resist, I had to show it off’.”
The perky potato is currently being kept hidden away from the prying eyes of the public.
“We’ve put it in a dark drawer. Mainly because we don’t really know what to do with it," Stokes told the Leicester Mercury.
She added: “But we might use it to promote a Breast Cancer campaign or something. It would be nice to do something productive with it.”