02/03/2014 03:33 GMT | Updated 02/03/2014 03:59 GMT

Oscars 2014: The Political Version, Feat Barack Obama, David Cameron And Norman Tebbit (PICTURES)

For sheer glitz, glamour and star quality, nothing quite matches the Oscars.

Nothing, that is, but the House of Commons.

In fact, forget about staying up on Sunday night to watch luvvies weeping over their statuettes, and behold as HuffPost exclusively reveals this year's Political Oscars winners.

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