It's Pancake Day, aka Shrove Tuesday, aka the day before Lent. Confused? You're not the only one..
Bit confused. How many of these do I need to give for Lent... pic.twitter.com/K77ILWbUwq— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 4, 2014
Of course, making pancakes presents its own problems...
Making pancakes Venn pic.twitter.com/JSiDTo6QC1— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) March 4, 2014
...not least for @ActingAnEejit:
Here's the recipe I use:
Pancakes for one.
- 50g plain flour
- Pinch of salt
- 1 egg
- 150 ml milk
- Why am I alone and a virgin?— John Brennan (@ActingAnEejit) March 3, 2014
Bless. Yes, Pancake Day is like any other - in the sense that people on Twitter make jokes about it. From puns to history lessons, here are some of our favourite funny one-liners so far...
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