And we're including George Formby's 'When I'm Cleaning Windows' in that bold statement.
Yes, sketch trio Pappy's have released a new music video-slash-"vital learning tool for anyone interested in windows". And be warned: it's very silly, very funny and very sweary.
And it comes as the chaps prepare for the first 2014 recording of Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown - their acclaimed comedy podcast - which takes place on 28 April at Soho Theatre in London. So come on down to the show, Londoners! If you can drag yourself from Wikipedia, that is...