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15/05/2014 07:10 BST | Updated 16/05/2014 11:59 BST

If You're Breaking Up With Someone By Text, Use Auto-Correct

The modern world is a complex social arena, in which even the most straightforward person has to move with the guile and deviousness of a political ninja.

Making and forming relationships is a science, breaking up with partners even more so, and doing either without absolute precision and careful planning is a reckless and self-defeating mistake.

So if you're going to employ a risky, all-or-nothing strategy to get out of something awkward via text message at least use autocorrect before you do it.

Or, you know... grow a pair.