A remarkably randy and freakishly frivolous American chap has been arrested for attempting to make sweet love to a cash machine.
Lonnie J. Hutton, 49, walked into The Boro Bar & Grille in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and surprised onlookers by heading straight towards the ATM
Officer Michael Rickard said: "Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.
"Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM."
As if that wasn't enough Hutton then started walking around the bar thrusting his hips in the air in an overtly sexual manner.
Even after being escorted from the premises, the intoxicated gent continued to act in a lewd manner when the aforementioned picnic table became the focus of his lust.
Hutton is being held on a $250 bond and will appear in court on 1 July charged with public intoxication.