And not only that: it's so brazen, it will even do it on camera!
Yes, meet the cat world's answer to the beagle who steals chicken nuggets: the tortoiseshell moggy who's worked out how to a) open a freezer and b) steal frozen salmon from inside said freezer.
Of course, if it then went on to defrost the fish by popping it in the microwave, then we'd be truly impressed.
(Via Tastefully Offensive)