Well, we say 'guitar'. But actually, it's a guitar-like instrument - most probably a yueqin.
And we say 'dog'. But actually, it's more like a loveable pyjama case getting its tummy tickled.
Yes, there's nothing not to love about this brilliantly silly Chinese video that's doing the rounds after being posted to Facebook:
We're sure it would work just as well on a Western dog and, say, a recording of a lute. Although obviously only try it if your pooch doesn't mind it one bit.