A Mail on Sunday front page hysterically declaring the NHS is to fund sperm banks for LESBIANS (paid for by YOU!) has been gloriously mocked on Twitter.
Despite the emphasis on the frequenting of ladies who like ladies, the new centre backed by a £77,000 grant from the Department of Health, is in fact open to everyone.
The Mail on Sunday suggested the shock new move could lead to a generation of fatherless families.
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An infographic suggesting that at least one partner in a lesbian relationship is required to have a trendy white streak in their hair, helpfully explained the procedure.
Almost instantaneously, a hashtag mocking the story appeared and #AddForLesbiansToAHeadline began cropping up on Twitter.
Here are some of the best...
"Moyes Leaves Manchester United For Lesbians" #AddForLesbiansToAHeadline— Francis L (@Francislunn) August 3, 2014
How Minecraft for Lesbians has bewitched 40 million of us— Throb Manly (@MrBoffly) August 3, 2014
Titanic Sinks Four Hours After Hitting Iceberg For Lesbians #AddForLesbiansToAHeadline— . (@kid_smoke) August 3, 2014
What my 700-mile bike ride taught me about togetherness and society for lesbians #AddForLesbiansToAHeadline— Abi Wilkinson (@AbiWilks) August 3, 2014
Here's the hashtag live on Twitter...