Lawyers for the Duke of Sussex notified the High Court that he would not continue the suit against Associated Newspapers.
Billed as "required reading around the world", the former prime minister filed on a weight loss wonder drug and "fridge raids for cheddar and chorizo".
The newspaper excitedly trailed his alleged new post on its front page on Friday.
Journalist Ash Sarkar takes issue with government minister Helen Whately's claims of "generosity" towards asylum seekers.
The former cabinet minister already has her own show on Talk TV.
The Tory MP was grilled over his previous cocaine use after he announced a ban on laughing gas.
The Tory-backing paper has accused the Labour leader of "class war" by wanting to make private schools pay VAT.
"I’m a trade union official, and I’m determined to get a deal.”
The comedian hit the headlines after his infamous appearance on Laura Kuenssberg’s inaugural BBC politics show last month.
Experts are clear that the extreme weather is happening more often and with greater intensity.