07/08/2014 08:04 BST | Updated 07/08/2014 08:59 BST

The Ultimate Compilation Of Close Calls

In which Fail Army pulls together clips of near misses, and makes us a) thankful that we're alive and b) want to take a bit more care when we're next out on the roads (or on the ski slopers, or photographing crocodiles).

Stay safe out there, kids!