Full marks for honesty, zilch for technique.
This was the sight that greeted Benjamin Ward upon returning home over the weekend - a parcel stuck 20 feet up jammed into his guttering.
After tweeting his displeasure, Ward was told a courier - presumably a different one - would be round to fetch it down.
He tried to make sense of it all...
@spiggie I think he tried to throw it over the house— Benjamin1980 (@benjamin1980) August 11, 2014
But soon went back to what he knows best...
@Flosephine I'm going back to tweeting about my dog now!— Benjamin1980 (@benjamin1980) August 11, 2014