08/09/2014 07:39 BST

Meanwhile, In Russia... A Man Tries To Get A Cow Into The Back Of A Car

And amazingly, he succeeds.

Yes, folks, it's the cow-rustling, Russian-style.

Of course, you know what this reminds us of, don't you? The old joke: 'How do you get two whales in a Mini?' 'Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.'