28/09/2014 14:21 BST | Updated 28/09/2014 14:59 BST

Freshers 2014: A Round-Up Of The Worst, Cringiest Events Coming To A University Near You

Now that Freshers 2014 is nearly upon us, it's time to cut through all of the excitement and anticipation with some good old fashion British cynicism.

The Student Union teams really have their hands full trying to fill the calendar with events, balancing useful trips to register for the doctors with foam parties and, well, parties. With limited budgets they can only do so much and eventually terrible events will start making their way into the mix.

Universities, don't take it to heart, none of you are perfect. This is a celebration of the worst freshers' events of 2014.

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