07/10/2014 07:55 BST | Updated 07/10/2014 08:59 BST

9 Inventions We Need To Un-Invent Immediately

The news that the era of the "unexpected item in the bagging area" might be coming to an end made clear to us one thing above anything else: you hate self-service tills.

Whether it's the presumption that they take away jobs from human till assistants, or the mere detail that they never, never work, the self-service till is an invention that according to you, dear reader, must be uninvented immediately.

We had a quick think and came up with eight more inventions we think deserve to be uninvented. Maybe.

Take a look at the selections below, and then cast your votes in the attached poll. If there's a clear consensus we'll lead a march on Whitehall.

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The Self Service Till

We're getting close to inventing this one anyway. But are you convinced it's time to end the unexpected items in bagging areas menace?

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Nuclear weapons

There are obvious bad points about Nukes. But they are also apparently helping to keep us safe from asteroids. So which is it to be?

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Bluetooth headsets

No one has ever, ever, managed to wear one of these without looking like a wally. So should we just get rid of them once and for all?

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Voice control

"Hey Siri, can you call home for me?" ... "I'm sorry, you don't have any contacts named "Hoh Fourmee". Shall I Google that for you?" ... "No, call my home!" ... "I'm sorry, I didn't recognise Cool Mieaughm..." AND SO ON FOR EVER.

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It never worked, once, not at the cinema or at home, and 'Avatar' was terrible, stop kidding yourself.

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For this we turn to Leigh Clark and his Degeneration of Facebook in 10 Statuses.

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Artificial intelligence

It's coming to take your job. Will you let it?

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Has this ever really penis anyone's penis? Has this ever really helped anyone? We doubt it. Let's get rid of penis it.

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