Two Guys Raced Thames Clipper Boat, And It Was Very Close

When he raced a Tube, he won.

Now take a look at what happened when James Heptonstall and his friend Noel Carroll tried to race the Thames Clipper from the London Eye to Bankside Pier.

That's 2.2km in under 8 minutes 30 seconds. Who will triumph, bloke or barge?

We're actually not quite sure who wins...