Weddings are stressful: you've got the bride who's been wired since 6am (and is currently freaking out over a stray curl), the best man who's trying to remain calm (but is secretly pulling his hair out about the impending speech) and the groom who is just taken aback by the sheer enormity of the event - and not to mention the cost.
But while some weddings can be ruined by a cascade of bad things, some manage to undo the happy occasion a lot quicker.
The #RuinAWeddingIn5Words hashtag sets out to find the most inappropriate things to say at a wedding. And, we have to admit, these guys have done Twitter proud.
*Makes a mental note to cull them from any future wedding invitations*
#RuinAWeddingIn5Words The cake is gluten free— CaptainTouchback (@CaptTouchback) January 27, 2015
best man my parole officer #RuinAWeddingIn5Words— Robert (@Noodle_killer) January 27, 2015
I preferred my last wedding.. #RuinAWeddingIn5Words— Craig Bell (@Ambraneri) January 27, 2015
I outlived all my exes #RuinAWeddingIn5Words— Judy Hall (@jkhall711) January 27, 2015
Do you take-
i'm veganJanuary 27, 2015
Wait, you mean FOREVER forever?January 27, 2015
We have the same uncle?!January 27, 2015
Red wine on white dress #RuinAWeddingIn5Words— Kasia ツ (@Kaasssh) January 27, 2015
RELEASE THE MAN-EATING BEES!!! #RuinAWeddingIn5Words— ANDY Clark (@andyclark20142) January 27, 2015