01/02/2015 10:14 GMT | Updated 01/02/2015 10:59 GMT

Man, Malcolm Brenner, Had Sex With Dolphin Called Dolly Who 'Seduced' Him

At this year’s Slamdance Film Festival in Park City, a little film by the name of Dolphin Lover told the story of a Florida man who once fell in love with a dolphin.

No, not platonically. Yes, they had sex. Yes, it’s super weird and creepy. But even creepier is that human-on-dolphin sexual contact is nothing new. Humanity 0, Dolphins 0. (yes, we all lose here folks)

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