02/02/2015 07:03 GMT | Updated 02/02/2015 07:59 GMT

Stephen Fry Is A 'Maniac', Says God


Actor and comedian Stephen Fry is a "maniac", according to the Almighty.

When asked what He would say if He came face-to-face with the all-knowing, all-wise being, God said: "How dare you? How dare you assume that I don't exist?"

"In a career that's spanned nearly 34 years, this omnipresent being has created across television, theatre, film and radio," said the Almighty. "He's also written countless books. He's clearly a capricious maniac."

"We have to spend our lives on our knees thanking him - mainly for Jeeves And Wooster," He added. "What kind of comedy god would do that?"