We'll just let that sink in a while.
Yes, the president of Sinn Fein gifted the Belfast Telegraph with the headline of at least 2015 if not the decade with this absolute gem on Saturday.
I've had a busy beautiful morning. Trampolining from dawn. Peeling spuds. Listening 2 Joan Baez. Chopping turnip&carrots. Off 2 Mullingar.— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) February 8, 2015
Adams was discussing what he gets up to in his spare time to relax when he said: "Yeah, I do it naked.
"I don't do it with any great expertise, just the joy of it - the dog does it with me. It saves me taking him for a walk. We just go out and bounce for a while.
"The dog loves it. In fact, I caught the dog doing it on his own. Two dogs belong to my grandchildren. They got a new one at Christmas, but they are not very good at cleaning up, so that falls on me.
"I have had a dog since I was four or five, so I wouldn't be without one. We trampoline when we get together, to make up for lost time. I get home most weekends, sometimes not for the entire weekend. There is something special about hillwalking with a dog."
Adams isn't a stranger to odd remarks as a cursory glance at his Twitter account shows...
I am not & I never have been a member of Isis.— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) November 21, 2014
A morning selfie with Jenny. Or as she says a goatie with Gerry. Maidin maith daoibh pic.twitter.com/VLF9kjqb33— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) August 20, 2014
My favourite rapper is meself.— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) June 8, 2014
I was born with a beard. Gave up shaving when I was 3 years old.— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) April 28, 2014
Horsey horsey don't U stop. Just let ur hooves go clippety clop. pic.twitter.com/y5Hq5zH0rA— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) August 22, 2014