Boy Puts Firecracker Down Manhole And Is Thrown In The Air By Huge Explosion In China

Today has been remarkably educational for a Monday.

Here are some valuable lessons we've already learned.

• Don't vote Ukip
• Don't spend £25,000 on fake tan treatments
• Don't advise people on tax avoidance if you plan to be Chancellor

And here's another - never throw a lit firework in a manhole cover. Why? Because this might happen.

The unfortunate little chap was left with a bruised face and a bloody leg after the incident which occurred in the Henan Province of China.