Today has been remarkably educational for a Monday.
Here are some valuable lessons we've already learned.
- Don't vote Ukip
- Don't spend £25,000 on fake tan treatments
- Don't advise people on tax avoidance if you plan to be Chancellor
And here's another - never throw a lit firework in a manhole cover. Why? Because this might happen.
The unfortunate little chap was left with a bruised face and a bloody leg after the incident which occurred in the Henan Province of China.