COMEDY
08/05/2015 08:20 BST

BREAKING NEWS: Man Who Was Never An MP Is Still Not An MP

PA

A man who is not, and has never been, a Member of Parliament, is still not a Member of Parliament.

The man stood for election in Thanet South, where he didn't win.

He has now resigned from leading the party he has never been a Member of Parliament for.

farage

The man, who has been an MP as many times as you