A man in Thailand has been caught on CCTV attempting to have sex with a Porsche Boxster inside a garage.
The car-copulator is seen checking to make sure nobody is around before opening his fly, kneeling down and rubbing himself on the white supercar.
Front and back.
The compulsion to engage in sexual or emotional relationships with a vehicle is called mechanophilia, and it's a bit more widespread than you'd imagine.
In the UK, mechanophiles can face jail time for fellating vehicles, machinery and other mechanic things.
So don't go playing hide the sausage at your local car park unless you want to be put on the sex offenders register.