03/06/2015 09:43 BST | Updated 03/06/2015 09:59 BST

Women Reveal The Most Inappropriate Things Guys Have Said After Sex (And It's Super Cringe)

If you're the kind of woman who likes to a post-coital cuddle, then you'd best steer clear of these fellas.

In a rather insightful Reddit thread, women have come together to discuss the most inappropriate things men have said after having sex.

Here's a round up of the worst...

"I thought your boobs were way bigger than they actually are."

via thattardisblue

"You know, I wanted to keep doing this regularly but you reeeeeally look a lot like my sister... I know that is so creepy and I'm sorry."


"I'm sure we could work around it though."

via wisdomsdaughter

"Have you ever thought about shaving your butt hair?"

via psychedelic-machine

"You know, my ex always used to orgasm 10 times."

via ninemilliontricycles

"Do you think I should wipe my butt better? Could you smell it? I figured since we were naked you maybe could."

via toncinap

"I'm really not that into black girls usually. I mean, let's be honest: I'm probably just attracted to your white half."

via SeduceYouWithAwkward

"This is probably the worst sexual experience of your life."

via 11shoofie11

"Aaand you just got pregnant."


Welp. That was underwhelming."

via serotonin_reuptake

"You must suck a lot of cock, eh dirty girl?"

via Gluttony4

"That was impressive. Can you take more cocks the next time? I have some friends that would like."

via hank_moo_d

"You can fart now."

via howdareyou


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