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22/06/2015 07:29 BST | Updated 22/06/2015 08:59 BST

The Top-Secret Government Plans For When Migrant Nurses Are Kicked Out

In what has been dubbed a "completely illogical" move, the government has announced plans to kick out migrants who have lived in the UK for more than six years but earn less than £35,000.

According to the Royal College of Nursing this will mean over 3,000 nurses will have to go.

But fear not! The government has a plan. Kind of...

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