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Every Daily Express Front Page Ever

Richard Desmond arrives at the Big Brother Launch Party, at Elstree in Borehamwood, Hertfordshire.
Richard Desmond arrives at the Big Brother Launch Party, at Elstree in Borehamwood, Hertfordshire.
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If you can't make it to the shops to buy a copy of The Daily Express, don't worry. Here's a template version which basically says the same thing: