We've all been there: you've had one tipple too many and you think it's the best idea in the world to send that brutally honest message to someone you don't actually even know that well.
Patrick Davidson did just that. To his university professor. Offering to hook him up with a girl who could keep him "bangin."
Luckily, Patrick's professor had a pretty darn good sense of humour, and managed to see the funny side. Not only that, but he's won himself a place in legend for perhaps being the safest prof in history.