In celebration of Queen Elizabeth II becoming the longest reigning monarch in British history, Euronews started tweeting out facts about the royal with the hashtag #QueenFacts.
Buuuuut then some people thought it would be funnier if they made up the facts. And it was.
If you lick the back of the Queen's head she has to climb inside a postbox.
— Seamus (@trampshat) September 9, 2015
#QueenFacts Elizabeth the Second keeps fit by using the royal Wii
— ~ Mark Tomlinson (@MComedylinson) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts Queen thinks Prince Charles is "too street" to become King
— Brian Carr (@johnwearemany) September 9, 2015
After hatching, only a handful of Queens survive the dangerous journey to the sea, or the vicious marine predators #queenfacts
— Chris Taylor-Davies (@CTD) September 9, 2015
#QueenFacts: Elizabeth II has cut so many ribbons she now slices strands of fabric on instinct and must be restrained by her staff.
— Paul Dean (@paullicino) September 9, 2015
The Queen is actually two small queens stacked on top of one other. They rotate on an annual basis. #queenfacts
— SolarisBooks (@SolarisBooks) September 9, 2015
The queens favourite meal is spaghetti hoops on toast, followed by three quarters of a farm foods arctic roll.
— Nick Kay (@TheRealNickKay) September 9, 2015
On her homeworld The Queen is known by her real name Qyttlwtrkkktdddylxl. #QueenFacts
— JamieJones77 (@JamieJones77) September 9, 2015
As part of her most recent upgrade, the Queen now has a USB charging point on her right forearm that supports most devices #Queenfacts
— Dirk (@pugjoke) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts The official website of the British Monarchy http://t.co/02d547dLvT uses Duchy Originals instead of cookies.
— Cromerty York (@Cromerty) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts Queens roamed wild in our marshlands until the 1600s. It's believed we started domesticating Queens around 5000BC.
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) September 9, 2015
The sun never sets on the British Empire because the Royal Family are reverse vampires and moonlight is fatal to them. #queenfacts
— Emma Evans (@TrancewithMe) September 9, 2015
Despite rumours, the Queen has never once held a frame around her head and pretended to be a stamp.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 9, 2015
The Queen once bowled a 245 game at Windsor Bowlarama after drinking 9 pints of fine sherry. #QueenFacts
— DG TNG HT CHPS (@DogEatnHotChips) September 9, 2015
Her Maj loves screaming around the grounds of Buck Palace doing wheelies and donuts on her pimped up regal mobility scooter #queenfacts
— BOILED ONIONS!!!! (@NormanCGull) September 9, 2015
The Queen has the names of four lads tattooed on her lower back after a boozy weekend in Margate with the girls during 1948.
— Nick Kay (@TheRealNickKay) September 9, 2015
#Queenfacts The anti-queen is held in the tower of London. If she were to touch the queen the resulting explosion would annihilate the Earth
— John Edwards (@EuclidianBoxes) September 9, 2015
To all those in the Commonwealth
The 'R' in, Elizabeth R,
Stands for 'Rally-Sport'
(We also have a 4X4 Queen)
— T I M O (@pellivision) October 24, 2014
#queenfacts The Queen's favourite song is "Tie Your Mother Down", but she can never remember who it's by.
— Rob Stradling (@Sourdust) September 9, 2015
The queen owns the world's largest chopsticks. She likes them so much, she took them to her coronation. #Queenfactspic.twitter.com/2cBJ0vZZc8
— Oonagh (@Okeating) September 9, 2015
The Queen's ringtone is "Bitches aint shit" by Dr Dre #QueenFacts
— mohib (@chuuew) September 9, 2015
When dining at state functions, the Queen often uses her special cheek pouches to save surplus food to feed her corgis. #QueenFacts
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 9, 2015
The Queen often writes profanities in weed killer on the lawns of strangers. #queenfacts
— Scarborough Genie (@Scarboro_Genie) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts The Queen died in 1984, but has been kept "alive" thanks to Disney animatronics and Rory Bremner impressions
— Ed DeCesare (@EdDeCesare) September 9, 2015
#QueenFacts Contrary to popular belief, The Queen cannot be seen from space.
— Emmack (@emmack88) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts One drop of the Queen’s tears can dissolve an adult swan.
— James McGraw (@jamesmcgraw) September 9, 2015
The Queen is Britain's biggest killer, causing almost 74,000 deaths each year in the UK. #queenfacts
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) September 9, 2015
The Queen likes nothing better than a large doner with extra chilli sauce and a can of Scrumpy Jack after a hard day's reigning. #queenfacts
— Ian Power (@IHPower) September 9, 2015
By day she is Queen, but at night she patrols the streets as the crimefighting superhero 'BatMa'am'. #queenfacts
— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) September 9, 2015
The Queen died in 1966 and was replaced with Paul McCartney #queenfacts
— Rob Power (@mrrobpower) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts All failed X-Factor contestants belong to The Queen.
— Cromerty York (@Cromerty) September 9, 2015
Elizabeth wasn't always destined to be Queen, but in 1946, her owner gave her a sock and she was freed from being a house elf #QueenFacts
— Alistair Coleman (@scaryduck) September 9, 2015
#QueenFacts: Elizabeth II is entirely frictionless.
— Paul Dean (@paullicino) September 9, 2015
If you piss off the Queen she makes you watch whilst she breaks a swan’s wing.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts She and Brucie have an agreement to not Rick-roll the other person's funeral when the time comes.
— Trundle (@trundleforth) September 9, 2015
#queenfacts The Queen's official jingle, 'I'd rather have a bowl of inherited wealth & influence' was written by Mike Batt in 1973.
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) September 9, 2015
On Wednesdays, she wears pink #queenfacts
— Sylvie Metcalfe (@SylvieMett) September 9, 2015
Prince Philip is actually a large ventriloquist dummy the Queen likes to use to vent her racial slurs while on state visits. #queenfacts
— Chris Allen (@ChrisAllenlad) September 9, 2015
liz wears new balance trainers and ed hardy tracksuit pants when one is in residence #queenfacts
— courtney lambert (@cjlambert) September 9, 2015